If all day long I sat and munched on candy
Life would be improved by as much as can be
It'd be easy as a piece of cake

Every time I see the truck selling ice-cream
I run up to it very fast, and I scream
Give me a zillion billion, give or take!

They say that soon all my teeth are gonna break
And that I will have a terrible toothache
No, that's a mistake
My teeth will not break!

I eat a bunch of lollipops and suckers
Something in my mouth crumbles down like crackers
I'm so terrified I cannot cry

I cracked my tooth and now I need the dentist
Please, doctor, check and see how big the dent is
Will I ever smile?
What if I try?

Am I to kiss all my greatest hopes goodbye
That one day I'll eat the biggest apple pie?
Life will pass me bye
Someone tell me why?

Children, now you know the hard truth
Here's the whitest pearl of wisdom
If you want to keep your sweet tooth
Get your brushes clean it with them

Children, now you know the hard truth
Here's the whitest pearl of wisdom
If you want to keep your sweet tooth
Get your brushes clean it with them