MC Frontalot:
the arch criminal for some reason not
sought by authorities,
though I been runnin' wild for days.
They's surely gonna track me down
I'm the number one menace for miles around
with the littering, the loitering, the mattress tags
all the piratated MP3s I grabs
all the cable I stole, certain bathroom wall I wrote on
I'm so cruel and cold you put a coat on.
Even cheat on my tax!
"From this life of crime there could be no turning back."
Ridin' all around on my bike with no helmet,
commit mail fraud whenever I see a mailman.
Got a jaywalking ticket. I crumpled it up!
Still bump the bootleg 'cause I'm hangin' tough.

Crime spree that I'm on, breakin' the law until the break of the dawn,
then I'll break it again, then I'll break it some more.
(MC Frontalot you're so hardcore.)
Crime spree that I'm on, breakin' the law until the break of the dawn,
now it seems like I break it all the time.
(This MC led a life of crime.)

[...Yeah, we got a APB out on all rappers who are not MC Frontalot:
they're dangerous, they have guns...]

Harder than a criminal's supposed to be,
most of the FBI heard of this MC.
Called them up just to check,
"This here's the Frontalot and I expect
that y'all are trackin' me down
cat 'n' the mouse, gearin' it up for some chasin' around.
I mean you name it I done it,
slandering, pandering, a couple hundred
uncleared samples I rock per track."
FBI's like "We're busy, we'll call you back."
Yeah, if you can find me!
Leave a trail of violated statutes behind me
winding in an impossible wake,
'cause hard as I am, I don't think that I could take
prison for even a day.
"In that case you should live lawfully."
Too late!

Crime spree that I'm on, breakin' the law until the break of the dawn,
then I'll break it again, then I'll break it some more.
(MC Frontalot you're so hardcore.)
Crime spree that I'm on, breakin' the law until the break of the dawn,
now it seems like I break it all the time.
(This MC led a life of crime.)