Well I've been to Hastings
And I've been to Brightin
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what? So what?
And I've been here
I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what? So what? So what? So what, you boring little
cunt?

Who cares?
Who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you?

Well I've fucked a queen
I've fucked fucked
I've even sucked an old mans cock
So what? So what?
And I've fucked a sheep
I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down his throat
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little fuck?

Well who cares?
Who cares what you do?
And who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you?

And I've drunk that
I've drunk this
I've spewed on a pint of piss
So what? So what?
I've had skank
I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little cunt?

Well who cares?
Who cares what you do?
Yeah, who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you?

I've had crabs
I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what? So what?
I've fucked this
I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what? So what?
So what? So what, you boring little fuck?

Well who cares?
Who cares what you do?
And who cares?
Who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you?

So fucking what!