I like a girl with caked up makeup
in the sunshine smoking cigarettes to pass the time
who wakes up to a bottle of wine
on the nightstand bites and scratches the blinds
but I ain't found one quite right yet
so I step with pep to the park or supermarket
her apartment best be messy
and Lisa don't mind when I call her Leslie she's gotta dress with class
in Jean Paul Gaultier and a Hermes bag and four inch tips made of ostrich
sharp enough to slit your wrists her lips spread gossip
won't say sorry when she offends
she comes over to my place in her old mans benz
and gold and silver and jewels of all colors
and she doesn't take them off when we're tearing up the covers

come on and get it before I change my mind
come on kid don't waste my time
so rich, so pretty
the best piece of ass in the whole damn city
so rich, so pretty...

I like a girl who eats and brings it up
a sassy little frassy with bulimia
her best friend's a plastic surgeon
and when her beamer's in the shop she rolls the benz
manis and pedis on Sundays and Wednesdays
money from mommy lovely in Versace costly sprees its on at barneys
and I love to watch her go through fifty g's calmly
she gets naughty with her pilates body and thinks it's really funny when her nose goes bloody
because the blow is so yummy and it keeps her tummy
empty and makes her act more friendly dance the night away
and she won't say nothing when she makes your man stray

come on and get it before I change my mind
come on kid don't waste my time
so rich, so pretty
the best piece of ass in the whole damn city
come on and get it before I change my mind
come on kid don't waste my time
so rich, so pretty
the best piece of ass in the whole damn city

I've had you come before Mickey
go get my purse Mickey
lock the door Mickey
you're just a midnight snack
shhhh don't talk back
you're just a boy Mickey
you're just a toy Mickey
you're just a boy Mickey

come on and get it before I change my mind
come on kid don't waste my time
so rich, so pretty
the best piece of ass in the whole damn city
come on and get it before I change my mind
come on kid don't waste my time
so rich, so pretty
the best piece of ass in the whole damn city