Wait a minute
Ain't that Mrs, Jodie over there?
Mrs. Jodie!
(Yes)
You know I'm like an old relative of yours
I know you don't know me but
Since I been going with your husband for the last past year and a half
(What with my husband?)
That would sorta like make us wives in-law
You know what I mean?
(Make us wives in-laws?)
(Are you crazy, what's wrong with you?)
(What the hell are you talking about?)

All I want
Is a fighting chance
The rules of the game to be fair
Since all is fair
In love and war
Its war I do declare

Call out your army, alert your navy
Bring out your reserves and marines
Cause I've alerted your man
He's well-informed
He's been attacked by my love machine

Cause all I want
Is a fighting chance
A fight it is going to be
Give me an inch, I'll take a mile
Cause you're dealing with Tnt

Get some Tnt
I'm a bomb
Your man has set off my time
I'm gonna blow up his mind
And burst all his heart
And fill it with this love of mine

Cause all I want
Is a fighting chance
The war is already won
All I need is a fighting chance
Cause I'm the daughter of a son-of-a-gun

All I want
Is a fighting chance
A fight it is going to be
C'mon here turn him over to me
Give that man to me
Give him over to me