Don't go for dinner with mark!
That stupid guy thinks he's being smart
He left his wallet in his car
His evil intentions are all glow in the dark
He always leaves the table when it's time to pay
I wouldn't trust a single word that he says
He got no friends, he's always on his own
He'll be up on night going through your phone

Don't go shopping with jeff!
You never get what you expect
He'll have you working till you're dead
Bring up the union and he's suddenly deaf
They made all their money standing on our backs
And then they claim they can't afford the tax
That's our money and we want it back
Raise that shit to the max!

Why should we pay?
Why don't they?
It's their turn to pay
Why don't they?
They will pay
They will pay
They will pay
They will pay
They're gonna pay
They're gonna pay
They're gonna pay
They're gonna pay

Oh, come on, nobody likes bills
But regular people have to pay them still
Don't you think it's overkill?
700 billion and counting still
Bill calls himself a philanthropist
But I think maybe he's just taking the piss
And little elon wants to join the race
Another white man to colonize space
It's a human disgrace

Why should we pay?
Why don't they?
It's their turn to pay
Why don't they?
They will pay
They will pay
They will pay
They will pay
They're gonna pay
They're gonna pay
They're gonna pay
They're gonna pay