I'm so worried about what's
happening today,
In the Middle East, you know,
And I'm so worried about the
baggage retrieval system they've
got at Heathrow.

I'm so worried about the fashions today,
I don't think they're good for your feet,
And I'm so worried about
the shows on TV
that sometimes they want to repeat.

I'm so worried about what's
happenin' today, you know,
And I'm worried about the baggage
retrieval system they've got at
Heathrow.

I'm so worried about my hair falling out,
and the state of the world today,
And I'm so worried about being
so full of doubt about everything
anyway.

I'm so worried about
modern technology,
I'm so worried about all the things that
they dump in the sea,
I'm so worried about it,
worried about it,
worried, worried, worried...

I'm so worried about everything
that can go wrong,
I'm so worried about whether
people like this song,
I'm so worried about this very next verse,
it isn't the best that I've got.
And I'm so worried about whether
I should go on or whether
I should just stop.

I'm worried about whether
I ought to have stopped,
And I'm so worried because it's the
sort of thing I ought to know
And I'm so worried about the
baggage retrieval system they've
got at Heathrow.

I'm so worried about whether
I should have stopped then,
I'm so worried that I'm driving
everyone 'round the bend,
I'm worried about the baggage
retrieval system they've got at
Heathrow