If you would sit
oh so close to me
that would be nice
like its supposed to be
if you dont Ill slit your throat
so wont you please be nice
if you would hug your arms right around me
that would be snug
like its supposed to be
if we part Ill eat your heart
so wont you please be nice

Oh dont you love this romancing
know that its your life youre chancing
isnt it nice
now youve married me
sugar and spice
like its supposed to be
if you go ill get your dough
so wont you please be nice

Stop with your jazz oratory
I only listen to top forty
NSync rules
isnt it nice
together well always live
no sacrifice
well vote conservative
if you run Ill pull a gun
give me head or youll be dead
salute the flag or Ill call you a fag
oh wont you please be nice