Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really wanna do
But, you only date bad guys so
I'll give it my best try to
Treat you the way you want me to

I never open a door
Or pull out a chair
You can tell me how your day was
But I don't really care
And if you ever get cold
You'll just have to hack it
Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave you my jacket
Like Whoa, you ain't sittin up front
Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk
I never answer my phone
Whenever you call it
And when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet

Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do
But, you only date bad guys
So I'll give it my best try
To treat you the way you me too

And Ima Beat you!
At every competition
Going out with the girls
You better get my permission
Wait no, I take that back, you can't go
House is on tonight
And that's my favorite show!
"Do I look fat in this dress? "
Hell yeah you do!
Wait lemme speak your language
Cows go Moo!
Moo Moo Moo Moo!

Nice guys finish last
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do
OOhh
Yoouu only date bad guys
So I'll give it my best try
To treat you the way you me too

But behind the scenes she means the world to me
I wanna tell her that she's beautiful, and show her that she's loved
Hold her hand when she's scared, tell her how much I care
But that won't win her heart Because

Nice guys finish last!
That's why I'll treat you like trash
It's not what I really want to do
OOh
You only date bad guys
So, I'll give it my best try to treat you the way you want me to

Ho!