I once heard a song about it never rains
In southern california
I once saw a band play at the farm sober
I hadn't had a drink
Like cleaning gums or hugging bums
Or doing something that you knows good for ya
Those times are tedious
And tenuous and hopefully much shorter
Than a blink

I'm so easy to dechiphe
I could rationalize for life
But from all the strife I caused
I gotta go without
Taking 'codones is insane
I don't wanna kill, I want more pain
So like the california drought
I'm drying out

I got the one job
That it's frowned upon if you're not a user
The bands that are all sober
Are the ones playing the warped
And county fairs
I'll go to a meeting and get called a loser
Then I get invited to a party
From a bro who works at bayer

He's got shit from 1910
Bottle h, that's genuine
I just want see what all the hype's about
I just gotta try it once
But I say no 'cause I got 3 months
And like the california drought
I'm drying out

My sponsor should be ernie ball
Or pbr and not pat from petaluma
The chips I want are kale, corn
Potato and for betting on a flush
But now I gotta listen to a 20 minute
Story that's just a rumor
And I'm sorry but this nicotine
And caffeine don't gimme the same rush

I'm a jest pilot in jux
To positions in a crux
I'm not in fashion, I'm in flux
So they all doubt
I just want some cocaine
But it's making me insane
I think I may have broken my brain
I'm drying out