It’s leaking out of the brains of kids who must be deranged
They post it everywhere you can find
Of people living or dead, this stuff should never be read
Unless you wanna see slash of all kinds

It’s made for cartoons and bands and it gets so out of hand
You’ll almost never find something that’s clean
I tried to gouge out my eyes, a little part of me died
When I saw Spongebob XXX Extreme

You see now…
Fanfiction scares the living sh*** outta me
I can’t believe fans create such foul imagery
Like Snape in a dress with Harry stroking his chest
Dumbledore’s role is best left unseen

If all the girls who write these aim to disgust, they succeed
It’s never ever going to end
The rule is if it exists, then there’s a fanfic of it
Now watch as Pikachu turns Japanese

You see now…
Fanfiction scares the living sh*** outta me
I think it would scare even the porn industry
I don’t believe this, why does this writing exist?
I’ve found out more than I ever should see
Whoa, no!

Fanfiction scares the living sh*** outta me
I don’t wanna know ‘bout Zim and Dib’s STDs
The madness must end cause I cannot comprehend
How just the thought of that could be conceived

Fanfiction scares the living sh*** outta me
I don’t wanna know what Johnny Depp does for free
So spare me the pain, I think I’m going insane
It’s all a teenage girl’s vile fantasy

Fanfiction scares the living sh*** outta me
It aims to disturb although it’s captivating
I’ve gotta click close or else my brain will explode
Although Gerard and Frank sounds pretty sweet