I am a freak who knows absolutely everything About nothing in particular so I must say that If you lick a a laos, lumpy hump-hump, sticky perv-perv Jamma-Jamma, kooky dau kooky dau
Envision a Rabbit a Rabbit with a Habbit Smokin' a crack pipe, would you care to have it If you don't think so, the rabbit might eat soap And the jungle pimp who sells that shit may have to cope
But if he made an offer would you wanna spend time Running around like a chicken with a bald behind I wouldn't know so, cause I am not you So go ahead and soak you fingers in that palm olive
Here comes the green man isn't he the beaver Wouldn't you wanna be his coffee achiever Wally is a dope fiend and the beaver he needs his nose cleaned Wondering why it softens your hands while you do the dishes
Take a good look at my jugular, it is a shit hole for elephant dungulars It has the ability to withstand penial irregulars, preseumptuous vaginal excretions And somewhat irrational buttjungletirds it drips and secrets an ordorous manifestation Created from an unusual combination of elephant feces and human excretion Imagine an implosion from a walking excrement
I am George Zimmer and I guarantee it If you don't believe me then I will pee on it Making it smell Metallica hell
Plug your nose and taste the toe jam, It melts in your mouth and not in your hands Stingy ting and the taste of ear wax Sniffity-snort-tort-toot the dig'em smacks Rao your lips around burbling butt bowl Have some more splat with your fossilized fruit roll Quirble clapping speaks a glazed retina You figure what? for some butt? well that would be nice
Rub-a-dub-dub in my bath tub With a rubber ducky's hugs I give him my love
With an upper hand on the job, frustrations soothed With a soap on a rope I make my moves