Have you seen my girlfriend

She lives in a pig pen

Have you seen my girlfriend

I can't seem to find her

Perhaps she is hiding

Underneath a blade of grass

CHORUS

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off

Let's take the whole day off . . .

Have you seen my new house

Looks just like a dog house

Have you seen my new house

Someone saw it walking

Straight into the ocean

He thought it was an ivory boat

CHORUS

BRIDGE

Maybe--it's just a bad dream and I'll wake up soon

But I don't think I'll be so lucky

Maybe--it's just one of those strange days when nothing seems right

No nothing seems right at all

Went up to a pay phone on a bathroom wall

But I can't remember who I want to call

Operator can you help me

Have you seen my garden

It is most peculiar

Have you seen my garden

Nothing there that grows

Looks anything at all like plants

I hear their voices . . .

Let's take the whole day off . . .

CHORUS

Have you seen my girlfriend

Have you seen my girlfriend . . .