[Ol' Dirty Bastard] One nigga, two nigga, three nigga, four One of you niggaz is about to get fucked up It's the Ol' Dirt McGirt, live and uncut Live and uncut, ready to bust some nut Like when I first came home, I boned Simone Fucked her so hard, pussy started to groan Seven in the morn', woked up and yawned The bitch scrambled my eggs, she wrote me a song (Sing it!) It's all because of Dirt Dog That the reason I took my skirt off You went away -- now I'm back with The Roc And this is where the bullshit stop Plus these voices in my head, want me to go back Pick up your guns, don't take your Prozac Ritalin, Codelin, Zoloft, cocaine Wu-Tang, nigga, it's the new John Coltrane
[Chorus: girl (Ol' Dirty Bastard)] Dirt Dog, Dirt Dog, you our man If you can't do it, then no one can (Mr. McGirt, gonna get you dirty Lift up yah skirt, I'm gonna get you dirty) Dirt Dog, Dirt Dog, you our man If you can't do it, then no one man (It's The Roc in the house, gonna get you dirty The Wu-Tang Clan gonna get you dirty)
[Ol' Dirty Bastard] Enough to make a nigga, go crazy Shut down the Grammy's, ask my grammy Wu-Tang for the kids, but your host can't stand me Wu-Tang for the kids, bust them off for family Catch me on Disney (ma, who is he?) Down Dirty, stinky, grime and grizzly Old man McGirt, lookin' under your skirt Fucked the pussy til' it's orange, like Ernie and Bert Like, ooh, nigga, I'm burnin' up She said, ooh, nigga, I'm burnin' up Meth got the weed, we can burn it up I told the D.J., nigga, turn it up I want a girl that help me take my medication Or I don't end up at the police station I don't wanna go back to the police station They tried to send Dirt on a long vacation