"Yeah uh 1-800-Bodies
This my 5th time getting a voicemail
Listen if you call me back that'd be great
I just I... I need to talk to somebody. Please. "

Pile of dead bodies, I got a pile of dead bodies
I'm dropping bodies on bodies, I got a pile of dead bodies
All in the hallway and lobby, fill up the closet with bodies
I'm dropping bodies on bodies
I got a pile of dead bodies (hol'up)

Every where I go they drop body (huh)
If not they must be in the wrong party (huh)
This ain't for no fuddy-duddys (nah)
This for the ones getting money (huh)
? Maverick bout to put the wax on (wax)
Feeling like Mr. Miyogi (huuh)
The one who wax off at the party (huh)
Wax on Wax off for the dummies hold up (yuh yuh)
Bodies in the hallway, fingers in the ashtray
Run it up the bloody, and I'm doing it a fast way uh
Jugg' boy doing it the cash way
Got a dead body bring the motherfucka my way uh
Wood chipper rip em' into pâté uh
Uh I been getting rid of bodies all day
Smell of the corpses is getting to strong
The acid dissolving is taking to long
I got a shipment thats coming tomorrow
I got dead bodies all over my lawn
Neighbors ain't trippin' they know what I'm on
Deep in my heart I wonder if I'm wrong
All of the bodies tell me that I'm on
They with me now helping me write this song huh
Call me up 1-800-Bodies (call somebody please)
I be here to get rid of your bodies

Pile of dead bodies I got a pile of dead bodies
I'm dropping bodies on bodies I got a pile of dead bodies
I'm in the hallway and lobby fill up the closet with bodies
I'm dropping bodies on bodies
I got the pile of dead bodies (hol'up)

"Yeah 1-800-Bodies its that's great I love
I love the commercial it's nice
but this is Dane across the way
and listen the bodies are smelling real bad
We gotta do something about these God damn bodies
all over the place"

Pile of dead bodies I got a pile of dead bodies
I'm dropping bodies on bodies I got them pile of dead bodies
I'm in the hallway and lobby fill up the closet with bodies
I'm dropping bodies on bodies
I got the pile of dead bodies (hol'up)

Bodies all over the street
Wrap them shits up in a sheet
Then bring them over to me
Humans are like a disease
I do not care if you eat
I do not care if you breathe
Come in my house you won't leave
Turn you to corpses with ease
Reach and obliterate
You should have already known I don't give a shit
Filling my dinner plate up with your relatives
I do no hesitate feather or heavyweight
(?)
Why are the fuckers always tryna imitate
Stand the fuck back and just let the boy demonstrate
I am the one who gon' piss in your lemonade
Backyard full of dead bodies (of dead bodies)
This my job
This my passion
This my hobby
Yeah my backyard full of dead bodies
Call me up 1-800-Bodies
I be here to get rid of your bodies

Pile of dead bodies I got a pile of dead bodies
I'm dropping bodies on bodies I got them pile of dead bodies
I'm in the hallway and lobby fill up the closet with bodies
I'm dropping bodies on bodies
I got the pile of dead bodies (hol'up)

"Could you just call me back Jesus Christ
I called you about forty times just listen maybe
if I killed myself and I was a dead body you might pick up
the fuckin phone you sons of bitches 1-800-Bodies
this customer service is bullshit first of all
Second of all the whole God damn neighborhood stinks
Fuckin' bodies"