If I was a wizard Then this shit would be on Just pull up at the club and make it rain with my wand If I was a wizard All my haters be gone Magic wand clap bust pow haters be gone If I was a wizard I'd be fuccin ya Mom Magic wand swing poof hey fuccin ya mom If I was a wizard Then ya bitch would be gone Not from you I mean from me I'm busy fuccin' ya Mom
Magic wand in my hand I'm the fuccin' man Cops tried to pull me over Poof! do the running man Poof! hit the dougie fam Poof! pull ya gun out ya holster blow ya nugget fam Poof! love it man Runnin a mucc on all these bustas servin' "majik" You want drama with a psycho motherfucca you can have it Priggidy prodigy wicked shit odyssey Get the fucc off of me 'fore you get blasted I got extend-o like a magic wand Poof! you in a casket Poof! you in a basket Poof! rollin' a baggy Poof! smoking a fatty Poof! fuccin' a baddie Poof! couple tuitions Poof! right on my children Poof! already filling Poof! all my prescriptions Poof! I got a vegan panini and homie, its fuccin' delicious Poof! I got a bad bitch in my crib doing my dishes Poof! you got an issue Poof! I ain't gon' kill ya Poof! you in Alaska booty naked fuccin' an igloo
If I was a wizard I would be fuccin ya Mom If I was a wizard I'd probably be fuccin ya Mom Yeeaah