I am cool but a little shoddy I `m a man in a child’s body Never grow old and I am Ace No one ever dares get in my face Walk in the streets with my best buddy He`s quite cool though his nose is runny Old dudes chase us everyday They’re never gonna let us reach puberty
I know what I wanna be I`m gonna be a burdon on society Know just what I`m gonna be I`m gonna be a burden on society
Girls think I’ve got a sexy body Chasin` me is their hobby Don’t run fast keep to their pace Let them catch me put them in their place I play daddy and they play mummy Things they do are so funny Parents get home I`m outta the way Never gonna let us reach puberty
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Go to gigs wiv my big brother He`s always looking` for a bit of the other We`re in a band were doin alright Selling out gigs every night Were makin loads and loads of money Don’t want sugar in tea I want honey this is where I’m gonna stay if they ever let me reach puberty