You'll probably get sweaters
Underwear and socks
But what you'd really like for Christmas
Is a nice hard cock
You deserve a cute boy
Who's horny and queer
To make the most out of Christmas cheer

I wanna be your Christmas present
I wanna be your Christmas queer
I wanna be your Cristmas present
Have a homo Christmas this year

Don't be miserable
Like Morrissey
Let me do you
Underneath the Christmas tree

We'll push the packages
Out of the way
And after you've unwrapped me
Naked on the floor we'll play

Your family
Won't give you encouragement
But let me give you
Sexual nourishment

Licking nipples
Licking nuts
Putting candy canes