He thinks he´s Oscar Wilde, but he´s Paul Lynde Can´t say anything good about anything He flips his cigarette with disdain You´ve failed to live up to his standards again He´s a negative queen, he´s a negative queen He reads all the latest magazines He´s quick to fallow, but thinks he´s in the lead He was there and you weren´t You´re out of it, you´re not current He´s a negative queen, he´s a negative queen He drips disdain, he´s lacking tact He´s popular in a scene Where being nice is a radical act Everything´s got to be just so If it´s not, he´ll let you know Don´t put up posters on Castro Street He´ll rip them down so he shop in peace He´s a negative queen, he´s a negative queen He struts into a bar with swagger Stumbles out later with a stagger Spent half his life in a bar Now he looks so haggard No sympathy for a braggart Everything´s got to be just so If it´s not, he´ll let you know Darling, you simply haven´t lived Unless you´ve lived like him