(ooh) They did the wang dang taffy-apple tango They did the wang dang taffy-apple tango mambo cha cha cha (heel and toe?) i don't know
Last night at papa joe's my buddy met a lovely dove She was the kind you never find but keep on dreamin' of She did a dance we never saw before but sure did love It was the wang dang taffy-apple tango mambo cha cha cha (fast or slow?) i don't know (ooh)
Ooh la la la la la la la (ooh la la la la la la)
The crowd was tappin' and a-clappin' as the music played His heart was right in time with every little move she made Though he was shy she took his hand and said "don't be afraid" "let's do the wang dang taffy-apple tango mambo cha cha cha (nice and slow?) i don't know
Ooh la la la la la la la (ooh la la la la la la)
He did a spin and shook his shoulder To get the zing of it, the sway and swing of it But every time he tried to hold her She'd shake and shout "olé", (olé) then go the other way
Now all night long he did it wrong but still it ended right My buddy walked her home and got a kiss and held her tight So you can bet he'll be at papa joe's tomorrow night To do the wang dang taffy-apple tango mambo cha cha cha (to and fro?) i don't know
Ooh la la la la la la la <instrumental response>
Now all night long…he did it wrong …it ended right….they kissed goodnight So you can bet he'll be at papa joe's tomorrow night To do the wang dang taffy-apple tango mambo cha cha cha (how's it go?) i'm a no gonna say!!