I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish Pretending they're piranha Sleeping with a girl named Katie Pretending her name is Donna Would you like to know what I'm doing In my shack out in the woods I can't tell you, but it's something feels so good
I'm choking the gopher, I'm slamming the ham I'm pounding the rocket, flogging the dolphin Oh yes I am! I'm choking the gopher, chalking the cue I'm spanking the monkey And I'm thinking 'bout you
I've been working in a coal mine Pretending I'm digging up diamonds Hanging around bars and night clubs Pretending I'm social climbing Would you like to know what I'm doing Til the wee hours of the night? I can't tell you, but it's something feels so right
I'm choking the gopher, I'm slamming the ham I'm pounding the rocket, flogging the dolphin Oh yes I am! I'm choking the gopher, chalking the cue I'm spanking the monkey And I'm thinking 'bout you
I'm juicing the mango, I'm flipping the switch, I'm orbiting Venus and I don't need a penis To be one sexed up bitch! I'm gilding the lily, I'm taming the shrew, I'm saucing the taco And I'm not thinking 'bout you!
I'm smacking the cracker, I'm attacking Peru I'm choking the gopher And I'm thinking 'bout you