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Will you ever learn, will you ever learn
Which way is up, which way is down
Which is your ass, which is a hole in the ground

A guy comes up and he says "Bon journo"
The next thing you know, you're starring in a porno film
And you know what happens next
Miss PG-13 is Miss Triple X

Chorus

A guy comes up and tries to take you hostage
The next thing you know, you're a Europeon prostitute
Some times you're just too sweet
You trust everybody that you meet

Chorus

I just can't stand those wolves you run with
You're troubles would be over if you'd only come with me
I've said it all before
I would love you forever and ever more

Chorus

Will you ever learn, will you ever learn
Will you ever learn, will you ever learn
Will you ever learn, will you ever learn