I've often wondered why, as a fireman races by,
How often have I said, "Why are fire engines red?"
Just ask the boys in Firehouse 35

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Singin' Firehouse Thirty Five, Firehouse Thirty Five
In between all the fires they are quenchin' their desires,
There's a hot time in Firehouse Thirty Five.

It's a sin and it's a shame, I thought checkers was their game,
But I found to my suprise why there's fire in their eyes,
Just ask the boys in Firehouse 35.

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It's a fire marshall's dream, they blow away their steam,
But to make them leave their charms you need four or five alarms,
Just ask the boys in Firehouse 35.

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So here's a root and here's a toot for the gals of ill repute,
At last it can be told why they're racin' up those poles,
Just ask the boys in Firehouse 35.

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