How long has it been since I've been on a real date?
If this continues I may never find a mate
Well I'm not serious, so please don't get me wrong
All I want's a date with you
That's why I took the time to write this song

Life is a blast and I am really having fun
But things are always better when there's two instead of one
I know God has a plan, His timing's never late
But until He brings a girl along I guess that I'll just have to wait

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So come into my house
And sit down on my couch
My couch is made of orange vinyl
Why don't you stay a while?
I like to see you smile

I don't believe it but my friends all say it's true
They say you should sit back and let the women come to you
I'm on the lookout but I haven't found her yet
I'm an only lonely Romeo and I can't find my Juliet

That's not the way this story ends
This song is mostly just a joke
I'll watch the want ads on TV
I'll find a girl that's right for me
I'll find a girl for me

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But if you are suspicious, if you are paranoid
Just be forewanrned that these are traits that I try to avoid
If you are sweet and caring, if you're successful too
If you've got money in the bank
Hey baby, I'm the man for you

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