I used to put up with too much aggravation
But take a look at me now
I got a new vocation
You heard it here first
'Cause I'm the one who said it
Yeah, I'm evil
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: He's evil!
Carl: I'm evil for extra credit!
If you're looking for trouble
Well I think you've found it
I park wherever I want
I dare you to impound it
If I'm losing a video game
I just reset it
'Cause I'm evil
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: He's evil!

Carl: I'm evil for extra credit, yeah
That's right
I'm evil for extra credit!
Tell 'em all about it, girls!

Backup Female Singers: He'll do anything for good grades
Carl: You know I will!
Backup Female Singers: He's an evil jack of all trades
Carl: I do it all!
Backup Female Singers: You want badness? Then he's got it in spades
Carl: I got a full deck ladies
Backup Female Singers: Looks so good in leather and shades
Carl: You heard it here first, 'cause I'm the one who said it
'Cause I'm evil
Dr. Doofenshmirtz: He's evil!
Carl: I'm evil for extra credit
I'm evil for extra credit!