Em C G D Em C e|--0--X--X-----0---X--X------0---X---X-----2----0---X-----0---X---X------ B|--0--0--X-----0---0--X------0---0---X-----3----0---0-----1---1---X------ G|--0--X--0-----0---X--0------0---X---0--X--2----0---X-----0---X---0------ D|--2--2--2-----2---2--2------0---0---0--X-------2---2-----2---2---2------ A|--2--X--2-----3---X--3------2---X---2----------2---2-----3---X---3------ E|--0--0--X-----3---3--X------3---3---X----------0---0-----0---0---X------ Em C G Em Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are C G D Em You well heel big whell, ha ha charade you are C G And when your hand is on your heart A5 e|----------------------------------------------------------------------- B|----------------------------------------------------------------------- G|--------------2--X--X----7B8--5~~~~~~----------------2------X----X----- D|--------------2--X--X----7B8--5~~~~~~----------------2------X----X----- A|--------------0---------------------------0----------0------X---------- E|--3--2--3--4--------------------------------0--2-3--------------------- A5 You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker. A5 With your head down the pigpin saying keep on digging A5 Pig stain on your fat chin A5 What do you hope to find down in the pig mine? A5 You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh Em But you really a cry_______________ Em Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are Em You ***ed up old hag, ha ha charade you are Em You radiate cold shafts of broken glass A5 You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin A5 You like the feel of steel, hot stuff when a hat pin A5 And good fun with a hand gun Em You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh Em But you're really a cry_________________ REPEAT e|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B|----------8--8--8---7--------8--8--8---7-----------5--5--5---3---------5--5--5---3 G|----------7--7--7---7--------7--7--7---7-----------5--5--5---3---------5--5--5---3 D|----------9--9--9---7--------9--9--9---7-----------5--5--5---3---------5--5--5---3 A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- E|---0---------------------0---------------------3------------------3--------------- Em Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are A5 You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are A5 You're trying to keep our feeling off the street A5 You're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet And do you feel abused? Em You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside Em Mary, you're nearly a treat, mary, you're nearly a treat Em But you're really a cry_______________________ Solo ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ |-12------------12----12----12---------12-------12--------------12--12-12--| |-15b-----------15b---15b---15b--------15b----------15pb--------15b----15b-| |--------------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------------| ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ |-12-12---12----14---14---14---14-------15------------15b--12--15/17--17b-| |----15b--15b---17b--17b--17b--17---12------------12-------12-------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------------| |--------------------------------------------------------------------------| 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