Tom - Fm Fm Good morning worm your honour The crown will plainly show Gb/F The prisoner who now stands before you Fm Was caught red handed showing feelings D Showing feelings of an almost human nature C7 This will not do Call the schoolmaster Fm I always said he'd come to no good In the end your honour G/F If they'd let me have my way I could Fm Have flayed him into shape Ab But my hands were tied Aº The bleeding hearts and artists Eb Let him get away with murder Let me hammer him today Fº Fm Cmaj7 C Crazy toys in the attic I am cra---zy, truly gone fishing Gm Eb Eo They must have taken my marbles away Fº Fm Cmaj7 C Crazy toys in the attic I am cra---zy Call the defendants wife Fm You little shit, you're in it now F7/9 I hope they throw away the key You should have talked to me more often Fm Than you did, but no you had to Go your own way. Have you broken any Homes up lately? Db "Just five minutes Worm your honour C Him and me alone" Fº Babe Gm G Cm Come to mother baby let me hold you G Cm In my arms Ab Aº M'lud I never wanted him to get in any trouble Eb/Bb Why'd he ever have to leave me Worm your honour let me take him home Fº Fm Cmaj7 C Crazy over the rainbow I am cra---zy Gm Bars in the window Eb Eº There must have been a door there in the wall When I came in Fº Fm Cmaj7 C Crazy over the rainbow he is cra---zy Fm The evidence before the court is Bbm Incontravertable, there's no need for The jury to retire Fm In all my years of judging I have never heard before of Bbm Someone more deserving The full penalty of law Fm The way you made them suffer Your exquisite wife and mother Bbm Fills me with the urge to defecate Fm Since, my friend, you have revealed your Deepest fear Bbm I sentence you to be exposed before Your peers. Fm Bbm Tear down the wall.