I am just a new boy,
Stranger in this town.
Where are all the good times?
Who's gonna show this stranger around?
Ooooh, I need a dirty woman.
Ooooh, I need a dirty girl.

Will some woman in this desert land
Make me feel like a real man?
Take this rock and roll refugee
Oooh, baby set me free.

Ooooh, I need a dirty woman.
Ooooh, I need a dirty girl.

[Phone rings]
"Hello..?"
"Yes, a collect call for Mrs. Floyd from Mr. Floyd.
Will you accept the charges from United States?"
[Phone being put down]
"Oh, He hung up! That's your residence, right?
I wonder why he hung up...
Is there supposed to be someone else there
besides your wife there to answer?"
[Phone rings again]
"Hello?"
"This is United States calling,
are we reaching...
[interrupted by phone being put down]
"See he keeps hanging up, and
it's a man answering."
[whirr of connection being closed]