("Good morning, today we will make ramen. Very exciting! Let's start, shall we?")

I still masturbate while eating Top Ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities it counts as rape
When I'm slurpin' at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way to sweat up out my face

If you give no effort, if you got no money, then I got a cheap method
Crack it open, throw it in a pan, and let it cook, bitch
Now, that's a real education, fuck books

If you wanna make it in college, acknowledge all the flavors that be droppin' mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods

We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me, will have to get this ramen first

Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed, then this shit'll get you higher (Hah)
35 cents a pack 3 for a dollar, unbelievable pricing, that's the future of a blue collar worker

And I'm talkin' about ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feelin' like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say "hi" to my homeboy
Top Ramen