Like Leo in The Revenant, Abel in that Bible bit
Revenge is sweet, isn't it?
Really, really hope for it
I know that it won't fix a thing
A song like this that I could sing
For you
All the feels you make me do
A nightmare fuckin' comin' true
I wish I was a lawyer, I would sue you
Sue you, take your dog, take your house
Take your shoes, take your heart
And now here comes that singin' part

I'm daydreamin', let me count the ways
How I'll get you or how I'll make you pay
Babe, I'm hurtin' and now you'll feel the same
That's my plan, that's my plan, that's my plan

We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet (now, now)

Now here's where girlfriends come in hand
Especially those that understand
Crime's a crime, but listen, man
Really cannot give a damn
We've all been through this kind of thing
Say the word, we make it sting
For him
He can't just get away with it
Eye for eye, you piece of shit
You treat us like a garbage pit
Let me at him, wait for it, wait for it, wait for it
Here's that singin' part again

I'm daydreamin' (I'm daydreamin')
Let me count the ways (let me count the ways)
How I'll get you (how I'll get you)
Or how I'll make you pay (you pay)
Babe, I'm hurtin' (I'm hurtin')
And now you'll feel the same (feel the same)
That's my plan, that's my plan, that's my plan

We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet
We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet (revenge is sweet)

Well, in the beginning we
Felt like we was meant to be
I fell for you and skinned my knee
But hell, with any injury, eventually you'll get up gingerly
Feels like it'll take a century to heal
But just know that I will
But fuck tryna make amends, I'd rather take revenge
You're stickin' safety pins inside my atrium
Your day begins at 8 p. m
You hit the ATM in my Mercedes Benz
With all your lady friends - whores!
Hit the club and you go out
Don't know a sum, 'cause when I calculate
The times you cheated and I total up all the amounts
It doesn't add up
'Cause you say that just givin' out your number doesn't count
Get it? (I hate you)
And then see me with someone new, get mad and flip it
Look how bad you spin it
First you turn your back on me
Then tell me that I stabbed you in it?
Stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it
Stabbed you in it, stabbed you in it (Slut!)
So when you're driving, drivin' to his house
And you pass me, while I'm drivin' to hers
Just remember, you cheated on me first (Bitch!)
You're a whore, you're a whore, this is war - fellas, ladies

We could do revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet (so sweet)
We could do revenge revenge, revenge
Revenge together, together, together
We could take revenge, revenge, revenge
Revenge is sweet

Fuck yeah!
Fuck no!