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Maybe if I act like that
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Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
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Of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
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and their teeny-weeny tees
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Oh where, oh where could they be?

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flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that,
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(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
"Will they **** up my hair"

Maybe if I act like that
That guy will call me back
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I don't wanna be a stupid girl
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flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that,
I don't wanna be a stupid girl

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I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
I Will Be Skinny

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
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Flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that
That guy will call me back
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I don't wanna be a stupid girl
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flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that
I don't wanna be a stupid girl