You were never meant for me
No true capability to satisfy me in a human way
You got the weaknesses
And I have to deal with it
I restart you every single day

I turn you off, I turn you on
And off and off, and on and on
And off and off, and on and on and on

I think you need a software upgrade
Because you run ten minutes too late
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
I'm getting you a software upgrade
(software upgrade)

You're not original
A true individual
You only say what you're programmed to say
You never make me any food
And you are never in the mood
So come on baby, tell me, are you gay?

I turn you off, I turn you on
And off and off, and on and on
And off and off, and on and on and on
I turn you off, I turn you on
And off and off, and on and on
And off and off, and on and on and on

I think you need a software upgrade
Because you run ten minutes too late
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
I'm getting you a software upgrade
(software upgrade)

He's a fine, fine hologram
Oh, but he'll never be a real man
Oh, he's a fine fine hologram
Hey hey hey

I think you need a software upgrade
Because you run ten minutes too late
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
I'm getting you a software upgrade

I think you need a software upgrade
Because you run ten minutes too late
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
I'm getting you a software upgrade
(software upgrade)

I think you need a software upgrade
Because you run ten minutes too late
And I'm too cute to patiently wait
I'm getting you a software upgrade
(software upgrade)