We can do it Microsoft 'cause’ I got dat hard drive You turn me on and Get computer lovin’ all nite Girl I met you online Now you on my laptop Call ya boy yo magnet You at the bottom of my laptop
(Verse 1): Slick ‘Em
You know what I’m looking for To make me beg for more, Make me say words I never said before Like a Libra I could teach her how to blow things like, Hurricane Rita Or what about a Cancer romance her, or dance her Sending me pictures all up in my camera Ain’t shy like a Leo But got stamina like a Taurus, I can’t handle her Something that’s down to earth, like a Capricorn PrettyRicky dot com Just hit me on my phone 'cause da Gemini is da bomb; they give lovin like a tropical storm No lie I’m searching for da freakiest freaks freaks of all freaks Scorpios, Virgos, Aries; I gots to keep her
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I’m searching for a zodiac sign I’m on da chat line, and sex is on my mind I’m searching for her on E-Bay (E-Bay) I’m searching for a zodiac sign I’m on da chat line, and sex is on my mind I’m searching for her on E-Bay (E-Bay)
(Verse 2): Spectacular
Capricorns and Aries So juicy Like chocolate covered cherries Brazilian wax on dat monkey; never hairy Make her hit a high note like Mary J Bli I’m freak and don’t know why Clothes off and hails always shy Take da saddle off dis horse, jump on top and baby ride September; I’m a Virgo just in case you don’t know Play you like Nintendo Baby I’m a nympho
(Verse 3): Baby Blue
I’m looking for a zodiac lover Cool dat’s sexy under cover (cover) Girl love to take naughty pictures and den send em to me by E-mail I’m Baby Blue Whoa! Lick em'high, lick ‘em low Super freaky Leo Hit ‘em den I’m gone Lovin’ all nite to a Pretty Ricky song Love dem Capricorns, 'cause’ dey stay so horny Sex in da morning, sex in da evening, all nite long and long and long we bonin’ And I love dem Virgos 'cause’ dey keep it on da down low So I might go on da down low if she keep it on da down low You already know Let’s go
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(Verse 4): Pleasure
E-Bay I’m searching for a zodiac freak, she ain’t even gotta be my main lady I’m lookin’ for a Pisces girl; 'cause da Pisces girls are so freaky I think I need a Capricorn; 'cause da Capricorns never tease me I’m lookin’ for a zodiac freak; a zodiac freak