I hold out for consensus Give the masses the benefit of the doubt Insist the democratic process will bear this population out
I think my only fear of death is that it may not be the end That we may be eternal beings and must do all of this again Oh, please lord, let no such thing be true
Though I suspect if I slink back to my enclosure Safe and warm and adequately lit Sufficiently plumbed and ventilated Well, let's just say I would not shake a stick
And if pressed, I'll admit I'm ecstatic about the enrichment programs Implemented to extend our captive lifespans I'm excited to see what our keepers have planned
Perhaps a bigger cage? Longer chains? Some compelling, novel reasons to remain? "Dad, are we gonna die? " Yes son, both you and I But maybe not today
Boys, I've bowed to the keeper's whip for so damn long I think the sad truth is this enclosure is where your old man belongs But you, your hearts are pure When the operant conditioners come to break you in I'll sink my squandered teeth You grab your little brother's hand, run like the wind And if I'm not there, don't look back Just go