Hi there, I'd like to return myself
This one's defective
It was there on the shelf
I tried it, I liked it
But it must be bad timing
'Cause now I don't think that it's boding well

But back to what I said
You should call in the department heads
Call it a recall
Put the word into effect
Remake me to make me
More better, less flaky
Eventually you'll thank me, I bet

Dead when I hit the shelves
I'm dead when I hit the shelves
Dead when it hits 'til the go again
Dead when it hits the shelves
Yeah

What's that you say
I don't think they gave me a receipt
But can't you see this thing is falling apart
Is this how you made it
Or I desecrated
Something that was created in the stars
I wanna be a realist
But is that the realest?
Yeah I'm here still holding
Keeping cool like strolling
Look closely I'm rolling of a cliff

Dead when I hit the shelves
I'm dead when I hit the shelves
Dead when it hits 'til the go again
Dead when it hits the shelves

Well I'm dead when I hit the shelves
I'm dead when I hit the shelves
Dead when it hits 'til the go again
Dead when it hits the shelves
Yeah

Shoot me in the back of the head when things are going too good
'Cause that's how I'd love to leave this big, weird, neighborhood
You were the only one
I was a loaded gun
I can't believe I never said I was sorry
But I'm saying it now

Dead when I hit the shelves
I'm dead when I hit the shelves
Dead when it hits 'til the go again
Dead when it hits the shelves

Well I'm dead when I hit the shelves
I'm dead when I hit the shelves
Dead when it hits 'til the go again
Dead when it hits the shelves
Yeah

Yeah