Don't Play Casanova
(Werner Theunissen)

Tell me the story of the day you went fishing
and you came back in the evening
with a fish, that was fat as a pig.
what I said, as a horse that was bigger,
than the biggest cow that I ever saw

Oh, you tell it all again
you won't hear a word all day,
but please don't tell me 'bout the girls,
'cause I am the one your're having now
and that's how it's gonna stay.

Don't play Casanova
'cause I'm sick about adventures,
that you've had with other girls before me.
Don't play Casanova,
shut up, you big lover,
'cause in my arms you're just a baby

Make the world believe that ev'ry day as you
stand up
you take a cold shower and you drink in an
hour
25 glasses of whisky or more
and then walk straight to the door.