Actually, um, I'm not sure where I come in but it doesn't matter, huh?

To the person who called me an old hag, flop
You need to stream my whole catalog
Tell me why these fussy bitches just lack love
It has to stop

If I wasn't so deep in love with myself
You might've fucked my whole day up as well
No you didn't think you would get a reply
Darling, I'll give you a piece of my mind

If I had a dick, I would definitely fuck myself
I don't need a dick and I definitely don't need your help
Try to get a grip, go outside, baby, touch some grass
Once you figure out how to love yourself, comе on back

Yeah, come on back
And try again, my friend

You just probably wokе up with really bad breath today
Someone stupid cut you off on the highway
Something tells me that you never felt truly safe
And that's okay

'Cause I wasn't always this chill and refined
I still say stupid shit all of the time
All that I'm saying is you've got a choice
Hope you can feel all this love in my voice

If I had a dick, I would definitely fuck myself
I don't need a dick and I definitely don't need your help (Don't need your help)
Try to get a grip, go outside, baby, touch some grass
Once you figure out how to love yourself, come on back

While you were focusing on talking shit
And bringing me down (Bringing me down)
I was just thinking 'bout how magical you could be
If you (If you) were in your power

If I had a dick, I would definitely fuck myself (Fuck myself)
I don't need a dick and I definitely don't need your help (Don't need help)
Try to get a grip, go outside, baby, touch some grass
Once you figure out how to love yourself, come on back

Come on back
Try again
Oh, woah, woah
Try again, my friend