Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall of my chair And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Well, I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to wipe this smile from my face Lose control and I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you (Chorus) ~ Well, you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please" (Repeat Chorus) Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right And I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you Here I am, Here I am Stuck in the middle with you