There he is, my one and only Senpai!
(Say hi to Senpai!)
He's my future boyfriend
He just doesn't know it yet
(spring it on Senpai!)
I'd tell him all my feelings
All the thoughts I've been concealing
But it sounds so unappealing that I sweat a lot

Every day, my favorite subject's Senpai!
(A at Senpai!)
I could sit and study him for hours at a time!
(Sounds kind of boring!)
His eyes! His hair! His derrier!
It's crazy and yet I don't care!
And I swear one day I'll finally make him mine!

Who is that cute little student there and
Why is she touching his arm?
If she puts moves on my Senpai, then I'll
Have to cause her harm!

Maybe I should clean up this body
Or just dump it into the trash!
Senpai could never love her
Cause we're such a perfect match!

Everywhere that he goes
I'll be there and he won't know!
Am I mad? Maybe so
But I love to sniff his clothes

Then I'll make him agree
He's my blushing boy-to-be!
In the end, all my friends
Will then see, Senpai notice me!

Kokona keeps gazing at my Senpai
(don't look at Senpai!)
Maybe I should follow her and have a friendly chat
(doesn't sound friendly)
I promise not to hurt her
Just to frame her for a murder
She's a Senpai-stealing, sultry little brat I think

Almost noon and no sign of my Senpai
(hurry up, Senpai!)
Could it be he's making out with her behind my back?
(This could get ugly!)
Let's offer her a shower
Then we'll turn off all the power
That should sour things and get us back on track!

Anyone who flirts with my Senpai
Gets my cell phone shoved up their skirt!
Talking to my Senpai is not an option
Unless you want to be hurt

Why is everybody a bit uneasy
When I pull out this sharp knife?
I am not a killer or psycho
I am Senpai's future wife!

Is this fate? Is this stress?
Is this Yandere duress?
Or obsession? Possession?
It's anybody's guess

All I know is this school's
Full of murder-making tools
It's uncanny, but dandy
For me! Senpai

Drank this drink! (Lemonade, I think!)
Senpai ate this fruit! (Just a bite or two)
Senpai blew his nose! (That's a little gross)
Senpai wore this bathing suit!

Senpai called this phone! (You just took her phone)
Senpai shaved this hair! (But it's not from there)
Senpai left this note! (What was that he wrote?)
Senpai wore this underwear!

Don't you wave! Don't you stare!
Don't you act like you don't care!
Touch my Senpai; I swear I will
Maul you like a bear!

I'm not weird, or a creep
Though I watch my Senpai sleep
I'm not lovesick; I just
Want to see, Senpai notice me!