Touchdown! Oh, this was your thing Oh! Guys, I'm really sorry about that You know what? Don't worry about it Yeah
Everything's ok, cause I'm on vacation We spent fourteen hours on that sandcastle Everything is great, cause I'm on vacation At least we're not back at our jobs Which is at an ice cream sandwich factory
We need it! We want it! Vacation! We on it Surf, beach, palm trees, got no worries Typically I ride a bike by myself, but I'm on vacation I'm gonna ride with someone else Yeah
We rented a double bike, two man on a double bike I've always wondered what a double bike ride feels like I think, there's something in my eye, but it's ok Cause I'm still on vacation I left my fashion sense at home It's time to get our airbrush t-shirt on I'm willing to pay anything he wants me to pay Cause he can make a shirt say anything I want to say
Birthday girl First cousin Buckwild Dustin I love dolphins Teen mom Dog person Steve jobs
Uh, you got a little something on your face I know But it's still ok, cause I'm on vacation I think he misspelled the word "vacation", but that's cool Everything is great, cause I'm on vacation Making ice cream sandwiches is not as fun as it sounds It's cold up in here And every ice cream sandwich has to be perfect That one's upside-down Whoops
On vacay I spend cake on figurines and keepsakes This decorative plate (I'ma use that) This sand dollar (I need that!) This snow globe (I'ma use that) This ink pen (did you see that?)
I can't see at all. But I'm still on vacation I don't eat fudge much in my daily routine But on vacation I judge fudge and become a fudge fiend I think I love fudge I think I'm feeling queezy I think this fudge has been drugged Who would do such a thing? Me
Turns out these ladies are really running This boutique as a front for an identity theft ring And now they're dragging our limp bodies straight up Out of this lobby into the back, where they're gonna steal everything But it's still ok (hey!) cuz I'm on vacation Right now they're applying for a car loan as us (good for them) Everything is great (hey!) cuz I'm on vacation Our boss is very demanding We only get like a 15 minute lunchbreak And all we get to eat, is ice cream sandwiches
No cash (hey, hey...) No phone No obvious way to get home It's time to turn to the only skill that we can fall back on Sellin ice cream sandwiches at the corner of this street Twelve dollars for a dozen, or fifty cent a piece Don't question where we got the ice cream from Just step right up and sample some Cookies the nicest Ice cream the whitest But I think what's inside this, is a mutated virus We might have just unleashed the zombie apocalypse
But it's still ok, cause I'm on vacation Everything is great, cause I'm on vacation How did zombies get in here? This is a flashback scene But it's still ok, cause I'm on vacation And why are they in this music video at all? This is so cliche Well, technically these are time traveling zombies Which is slightly more original Everything is great, cause I'm on vacation!
Hey! Stupid and dummy! Your vacation Was not approved, and you're both fired! Permanent vacation!