Nobody smokes anymore
What do I do, man? I'm tryna find a lighter
Nobody smokes anymore
Everyone else seems to have it all together

They say, "Buddy, you have to step out"
Well, one more drag and I'm out
Such a drag such a good thing had to end

No one has fun anymore
Everyone acts like they wanna live forever
And nobody smokes anymore
The last years of your life are so shitty anyway

And everybody's so stressed out
Well, one more drag and I'm out
Such a drag such a good thing had to end

Oh, I know it's bad for me but I don't care
I'm gonna do it anyway
When did everybody get so self aware?
What happened to the good old days?

It makes me wanna smoke a cigarette
Or maybe eight, or nine, or ten
Well, everybody's telling me it's time to quit
But here I go again

Nobody smokes anymore
I guess I'll be the only one that looks good in pictures
Nobody smokes anymore
But I guess I'll be the only one that has any fun
'Cause nobody smokes anymore
No, no, nobody smokes anymore
Nobody smokes anymore, nobody smokes anymore

Oh!
C'mon!
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ahh (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ahh)

And everybody's so stressed out
One more drag and I'm out
Such a drag such a good thing had to end