So you want to take her to the dance
And have a fairy tale romance
If you don't think you stand a chance
here's how you'll get into her ... heart.

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Girls like boys with skills
Girls like boys with skills
If you ain't got these, you ain't gonna please
Girls like boys with skills

You gotta have beard growing skills
You gotta have facebook poking skills
You gotta have mo wearing skills
Love (cake) making skills

You gotta have fire lighting skills
You gotta have wood working skills
You gotta have rope tying skills
(Tent) erecting skills

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You gotta have seed sowing skills
You gotta have strong ploughing skills
You gotta have weed whacking skills
Cherry picking skills

You gotta have snake charming skills
You gotta have beaver stuffing skills
You gotta have spider taming skills
Pussy (cat) stroking skills

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instrumental

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You gotta have hole drilling skills
You gotta have screw driving skills
You gotta have lawn mowing skills
(Lead) pipe laying skills

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