No watch
No phone
No shoes
Got on a pair of cheap shades I'm probably gonna lose
Dug a hole in the sand with some kid's toy
Now I'm kicking back in it like a lazy boy
Got the radio right
I'm lounging hard
Take a picture of me, put it on a postcard

Hey, I'm on vacation
I might not go back home
Ain't got no static on my reggae station
I'm here
I'm gone
I'm on vacation

That parasailing don't look all that hard
That ain't nothing but fly fishing for sharks
Running on the beach is for the seabirds
Save that for these overachievers
I'll just sit right here on the breeze
Excuse me honey, can you get my shoulders please?

Hey, I'm on vacation
I might not go back home
Ain't got no static on my reggae station
I'm here
I'm gone
I'm on vacation

Setting sail in the swimming pool
Eating lobster tail in my swimming suit
Right here holding me down, down by the ocean
You can find somewhere in slow motion, slow motion

Hey, I'm on vacation
I might not go back home
Ain't got no static on my reggae station
I'm here
I'm gone
I'm on
I'm on vacation