The other night I tried to go to a show
But the man at the door he told me no
He said "No one under 21 allowed"
But he must’ve been stupid 'cause I saw my friends in the crowd
He said "You can't buy an alcoholic drink"
So we don't care what you really think

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Why this happened to me
And the show was for free
It sucks to be
Under 21

So I went and got myself a plan that would work
And I went home and got a real short skirt
And I flirt my way right through that god damn door
But once inside the music was no more
Well I guess I got there just a bit too late
I guess it's just my luck
It's just my fate

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I only want to have a little fun
But every time I try they tell me "You're not 21"