(chorus) Someone's got to be the hero Someone's got to do the job Someone's got to do the business Someone's got to be the fool Someone's got to be the hero Someone's got to do the job Someone's got to be the clown who's creating the sound That makes the world go round
Popstar Rock star Shooting star Falling star I'm a hero and a sample of sucess I got gold plated toilet tissue Money never is an issue TV people call me as their guest I got low hangin' trousers all the way to the top I'm all the things a home boy could ever be My life is so upgraded and my ego's so inflated I've become an X-rated fantasy, yeah
(repeat chorus)
I'm the captain of charisma and a sultan of the soul One look and I can set you all free Just look at me it's plain to see it's obvious You must agree I'm everything you'll ever want to be I take my fame as serious as any popstar can I'm a leader and an icon and a revolution man I'm starring in a video and too hot to flop I'm the goal of every seeker and my ratings never drop Well I'm rising to the top and you know I'm really that And you know I'm everything I portray I'm so hip slick and cool and so charismatic as a rule That I don't take the time to finish what I say Popstar, lollypop, popcycle, hall of fame Look at me I'm bigger than life I got Patton's leather shoes and I ain't ever paid no dues And I don't ever sing the blues or take a wife Everything you've heard me say so far is a joke An open mind and sense of humor is our only hope I wanna say just one more thing before I move along I'll bet you're really glad we're near the end of this song I'll leave you now take a bow I hope you all agree A popstar isn't everything it's cracked up to be If I have left you anything here's what I want to say A popstar is an explosion all you've got is you today
(repeat chorus)
Too hot to flop Too hot too flop (just look at me) Too hot to flop Too hot too flop (yeah)