Everybody I know is gonna die Everybody here is gonna die Everybody in the world is gonna die Everybody up north is gonna die Everybody back east is gonna die Everybody overseas is gonna die Everybody down south is gonna die Everybody in New York is gonna die You think you oughtta be allowed to live Cuz you say you’ve got so much to give Whether by quaaludes and alcohol Or getting tossed over the falls Finger in the socket in the pouring rain Shooting a tad too much cocaine Falling asleep in a black widow nest Driving your car off Angeles Crest O.J. Simpson, Ellen Degeneres, Bill Gates, Cal Worthington, Barbara Boxer, Madonna, Rick Kosick, Osama Bin Laden is gonna die Larry H. Parker is gonna die, all the honkies, surfers, all the bikers, all the gearheads, all the jocks, Jerry Adamo, Gary Coleman, Gish Thaxton, Danny Bonaduce, Oprah Winfrey, Michael Jackson, Rick Bain, Britney Spears, Howard Stern is gonna die, everybody is gonna die!