broke cadillacs never lie on raps smoke killer herb till my lungs collapse lost two grand last night shooting craps then i hit the ritz and bought a few laps just got a letter from my old best friend doin twenty-five in the federal pen wanna come home but he said until then could i look over his three children they wake him up at five a.m. for froot loops draped up in white overalls and black boots used to drive a 'lac sippin gin and juice now he need money for some chips and soups run around town with a sack of rocks polo shirts with the matching socks mom i promise one day i'ma stop i'ma grow up and be an astro-naut
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now daddy come first and daddy come next daddy represent that screwston tex silly punks jealous of the sp-mex but your whole crew should be wearing kotex i'ma get buy and i'ma get high thirteen five i'ma let my birds fly everybody knows that my back is not dry if you say it is youza d-d-damn lie rolling through life like a tumble weed i'm the young pres of my company home catching hell cause i love my weed baby can u please let your husband breathe tryin' to dodge death and tryin' to dodge jail ol' damn friends tryin' to do my gal people used to call me the bum from hell laughed at my car when my muffler fell
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pull another bud frome the fat ass dime gripping wood grain let the seat recline got the asian girl with the big behind take her to the telly and she love me long time remember when i begged you to buy my tapes now i buy cribs on the sides of lakes pray to the lord and ask why they hate cuz they got the nuts of the size of grapes twenty-two inches on my thirty-two ton every candy paint cost eighty-five hun even if i'm in my swimming pool having fun still i stay strapped with a water proof gun i'm asking you please can u pray for me reverend when i die will i got to heaven? try to count the t.v's in my car i got eleven pioneer read one double o seven