Hey, welcome to mortal kombat high school
You're the new transfer student from street fighter high, right?
Yeah, I'm ken! I like wearing red and making friends, yay!
What's up, I'm johnny cage, let me show you around
I'll introduce you to the crew and tell you how to get down
That hottie doing homework over there is sonya blade
She's the most popular girl in the whole entire grade
And that's liu kang, his kick flip helped the track team win the relay race
Mileena's sorta sexy but she's kinda got a butter face
And over there is raiden, he's the smartest kid in class
And this is shang tsung, he'll pull your spine out through your ass!

What?
OOhoo! Ay!
You're in mortal kombat high!
Where the girls are fine but there's
A pretty good chance you'll die. (like 105 baby!)
That's right, it's time to test your might!
So take your best friend and impale him on these spikes!
Johnny cage I don't know if I'm gonna fit in at this school

Hey, don't worry ken, the students here are super chill and cool!
Scorpion's romantic, and he's gentle as a deer
Let's listen to the new love song he wrote, its called "come here! "
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la) come here!
(La, la, la, la, la) get over here!

This is goro, he's a demon and he really loves to kill
He'll pull your nutsack up over your head and roll you down a hill
And kano, he is criminally insane oh, by the way though
If I say so I can make sub-zero crush your skull like play-doh
The moral is street fighter high can't deal with the fatalities
And if you fuck with us, your death is individuality
You'd better watch your back, 'cause we will be watching you closely
And if you step to us you know that ass is gettin toast-yy!

Yeah-eah-eahh!
It's prime time for romance!
And if you tell her your details she'll decapitate you with a fan
There's a chance
You will not survive this dance!
There are so many redudant ways for us to kill your ass!

Killed at a blood transfusion! (double fatality!)
Stabbed while ejaculating! (masturbatality!)
Eating too much pasta! (carbohydratality!)
I'm having trouble peeing, that's a prostatetality!
Killed as you're concieved! (procreatality!)
¡Muerte espaniol! (translatality!)
Cut by triple axel! (figure skateality!)
I like it when a girl has a nice personality!
*Cough* I'll see myself out