Yeah

Stupid fuckin' bitch in the fast-lane almost hit my car
Checkin' her fuckin' Snapchat on her motherfucking phone
Tried to wave an officer down, he was on Instagram

Fuck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!

Stinky fuckin' dude on the airplane didn't wash himself
Smelled like I was trapped inside the carcass of a whale
Flight from La to Toronto he sat in my fuckin' row

Fuck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!
Fuck Everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!

Stepped into some dog shit
Coming home last night, in my fucking driveway
And I don't even own a dog
Pick up after your mastiff you lazy fucking cunt

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! Everbody
Everybody can suck my dick

Everybody can suck my fuckin' dick
Everybody can lick my motherfuckin' balls

Fuck everybody!
Everybody can suck my motherfucking dick

Went to my local Starbucks
Ordered my usual fare
Double vanilla latte with whipped cream and cinnamon sprinkles
The dude three people behind me in line
Got his Frappuccino first

Fuck everybody!
Fuck everybody!
Fuck everybody!

Fuck everybody!
Everybody can suck my dick!
Fuck everbody!
Everybody can suck my motherfuckin' dick

Everyone Can Suck My Fuckin' Dick!