I'm a collector I'll collect anything I find
I never throw away anything anyway it's mine
And I'd collect you too if I was given half the chance
And trap you under the glass and add my autograph

I catalog, I preserve, and I index
And file you into my collectable rolodex
I keep me rubbish while all the people give away
And keep all of the pieces in a metal tray

Hoard
Collect
File
Index
Catalog
Preserve
Amass
Index

I'm a collector and I've always been misunderstood
I like the things the people seem to always overlook
I gather up and catalog it in a book I wrote
There's so much now there I forget if how to make a note

If I collected you and put you in a little cage
I could take you out and study you everyday
It isn't easy being me it's kind of lonely work
My obligation to collecting is my only thirst

Hoard
Collect
File
Index
Catalog
Preserve
Amass
Collect